Tapyoka and the Sea Sauerkraut’s crew

Once upon a time, there were three pirates who were the most stupid pirates in the world. Their names were Kokonut, the captain, Kantaloup, the second, and Kukumber. They were so stupid that the word “stupidity” was invented for them.
One day in a port, during a meeting, the Sea Sawerkraut's crew decided to kidnap someone just to look like more nasty and to improve their reputation. As they had a democratic system, they voted to kidnap a girl because she would offer less resistance. So, they went down of the boat and, as it by chance, a girl walked on the street near of them. She was an ordinary girl. She wasn't too cute but she wasn't too ugly. The pirates decided that she will be their victim. So, they did a kidnapping formation. Kokonut and Kantaloup went on each side of the girl while Kukumber went on the front of her. In the same time, they jumped on the girl. Kantaloup caught her arms, Kukumber her legs and Kokonut putted a potatoes bag on her head. The kidnapping was well done so they returned on the boat.
Arrived on the boat, they casted off and they went on the Sharks' Sea. Kukumber was at the helm and the two others tied the young women on the mast and they questioned her.
“Who are you?” Kokonut said.
“I'm Tapyoka, housewife,” she answered, timidly.
That was all the questioning. They let her alone and rejoined Kukumber. They did a meeting to know what they will do with her.
“ We can marry her,” said Kukumber who looked at her strangely.
“ No! We must be nasty!” Kantaloup answered.
“ I have it! We will torture her!” Kokonut said.
“ Great idea, captain!” the two others added.
“ It's my idea, so I won't torture her!” Kokonut told.
“ I saw her first, so it's Kantaloup who will torture her!”
“ Kantaloup, you will torture her. It's an order,” Captain told.
This point decided, they came around Tapyoka. Kantaloup approached and looked at her nastily. After few seconds like that, Kantaloup looked somewhere else.
“ I can't,” he cried.
“ Me too!” Kukumber added.
“ Stupid pirates! I will do it!” the captain said.
He moved forward and raised his hand to hit her... but something stop him. He was scared but he won't confess that.
“ I don't want to... to...stain my clothes. I decided that we won't torture her. She will become your slave!”
It was in this way that Tapyoka became the pirates' slave. They asked her to do the housekeeping, the cooking, the sewing, the ironing... But, Tapyoka loved to do all this things. She wasn't housewife for any reason.
After few days with Tapyoka like slave, the crew didn't have anything else to order because all the boat was clean. They sailed on the Sharks' Sea since one week and they began to lack of Captain Crunch.
One beautiful day, they headed for the coat where they knew there was a port. The previous evening, the captain said that Tapyoka will do the shopping for them because they didn't like that. It was noon when they drew alongside on the quay. Tapyoka went ashore with a shopping list. The three pirates staid on the Sea Sauerkraut. It was the first time that Tapyoka was alone since her kidnapping.
Few hours later...
On the boat, they waited for Tapyoka's back but she didn't come. The pirates were anxious...
Few hours later...
Tapyoka wasn't back...
Few hours later...
The pirates were all sad because they lost the best prisoner they never had on the boat. Tapyoka was their first prisoner. They were stretched out on the deck when they saw a pair of legs with a pile of bags arrived in front of them. They jumped on their feet to see Tapyoka and a mountain of Captain Crunch's boxes coming. Tapyoka had lost herself in the city. But, she found her way again and she came back to the boat.
Since that day, the Sea Sauerkraut was the only one boat in the world who had a slave happy to be a slave. I'll give you this advice :
“Don't be as stupid as them.”